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b4ssm4k3sth4tb1tchc0m:

d0esntmakesense:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

Obviously reblogging for the second picture

LMAO

b4ssm4k3sth4tb1tchc0m:

d0esntmakesense:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Obviously reblogging for the second picture

LMAO

(Source: memewhore, via hoppe2bealive)




Bae:Come over
Me:I'm in me mum's car
Bae:My parents aren't home
Me:Broom Broom

fat women:*gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
skinny women:*praised by literally everyone*
skinny women:*doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
Nicki:fuck skinny bitches
skinny women:what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111



shrekjpeg:

me: goes to see someones blog

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me: actually u kno what nvm

(via foreverstuckinpanem)


simplydalektable:

lysnk2:

heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

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THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

(via city-ofbooks)


Them:I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
You:Why not?
Them:It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
You:So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
Them:NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
You:You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
Them:But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
You:Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".

wimptoad:

do your old fandoms ever just come back to you, and you remember how much you love one character, and your just like “I forgot about you for a while but I’m back and I love you too my beautiful baby.”

(Source: aph-francisbonnefoy, via harrypotterandthetribute)


papasuke-yamazaki:

How Peeta actually survived the Hunger Games.

The Starving Games (2013)

(via queensalamander)



lanisters:

just a general PSA-
If anyone I follow reblogs any of the nudes/personal photographs of Jen or any of the other celebrities on the list that are probably going to come to light soon, I will automatically unfollow. I would hate to support the sharing of private images without the owner’s consent, and I hope anyone I follow would too.

(via city-ofbooks)




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