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It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane, via punkrock-niall)


kinda disappointed that they didnt do a closeup of zayn during his beautiful high note

like cmon, thats the best part of the wHoLE sONg??¿?





a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own

my sister has this competition going with members of her household, they’ll go around stealing loo roll and the one who steals the most wins. The reigning champion is a guy called gregg and he managed to steal 13 rolls in one evening by hiding them in his car and that is my favourite story to tell bye

(via thescienceofsarcasm)



"Scarlett does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that."

god bless anthony mackie

This man is perfection

(via i-dont-need-no-social-life)


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just cast a charm to grow the eyebrow back, damn


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just cast a charm to grow the eyebrow back, damn

(via thescienceofsarcasm)


Two types of criminals:

"He [Magnussen] is a businessman – he’s not a mad chaotic villain, not like the award-winning performance Andrew Scott gave as Moriarty. He is something of great calm and measure that has a depth to it which is an even bigger challenge than the chaos of Moriarty. He is so measured and precise – he is like a shark, a terrifyingly perfect predator of our age."  - Benedict Cumberbatch

(via willamholmes)